Society is slowly losing its ability to communicate. Soon, we'll just be boneless lumps with huge, muscular texting thumbs, it's great that we're getting more options for sexual pictograms than that boring penis eggplant. We got our first shipment of sex-positive emojis with Flirtmojis (flirt + emojis... get it?), but one thing was missing. Can you spot it?
What an exciting array! But what's missing was, you guessed it, femalle genitals! Until now, this was the best way to express "vagina" through emoji:
But now, we officially have vaginas. So, so many vaginas:
The downside to this product is you can only copy and paste them from the website into your text messages (and you'll need to go there to get the full new p*ssy array). This is a much bigger hassle than using the standard pack, but humans have been known to put up with quite a large amount of hassle to secure a vagina in the past. Just think of the nuances of meaning you'll be able to achieve. Below are some examples of what Flirtmoji has to offer, from the graphically sexual, to the festive and patriotic, to the gosh-darn romantic:
Who hasn't needed a John Cusack emoji at some point?