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This is worse than the industrial press at the end of Terminator.

This video from the horror device's manufacturer is from 2012, but I only saw it for the first time today. I kind of wish I hadn't. Even though this is a recycling machine and therefore good for humanity, I will now be consumed with irrational daydreams of being consumed by it. As improbable as the likelihood is that I will ever find myself in a scrapyard hanging out above one of these things, this has officially made my Long List Of Things To Fear. I think it comes out right above this warehouse covered with literally millions of spiders and right below the Grey Goo Apocalypse. I didn't link to that and you shouldn't Google it.

Sources: HAMMEL Recyclingtechnik | Digg