Don't drop your iPhone while you're exercising, or it could end up far more curvy than anything rival Samsung turns out, according to a Reddit user who captured her friend's phone at its most pathetic:

"This was a friend's phone, thankfully," the poster of the photo said. "Happened while we were down in Miami for our friends' wedding he was officiating! Very luckily that he didn't have his whole speech/whatever saved as a Note on there or anything..."