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Millennials: they take lots of selfies, don't they? And they sure do love Netflix. Also, they're inheriting a terrible world that past generations have ruined from cruelty, greed, and the systemized dehumanization of anyone who isn't a white, able-bodied, cisgendered, straight male with the emotional range of a Vin Diesel performance. 

Now, which of these two takes on Millennials do you think was overwhelmingly preferred by Twitter jokesters in the trending hashtag #MillennialBillOfRights?

Here are the best ones, since all the people making jokes about "participation trophies" show the kind of lazy, unoriginal, unfunny sarcasm you'd expect from f*cking Generation X.*