"Would you like me to find a hospital to treat that wicked burn?"

What Siri lacks in artificial intelligence, she makes up for in authentic sassiness. We're starting to think the inevitable war with the machines won't be fought via time-traveling robots or Keanu Reeves in a dress, but by increasingly catty responses to our dumb questions. Pretty soon we'll see our GPS systems asking "Shouldn't you know your way around by now?" or our Netflix recommending that we "think about going outside for once."

Sources: The Daily What