Because technology is great for things like light stalking, Spanish company Durmet has created a mattress that supposedly allows you to tell if your significant other is cheating on you. According to Oddity Central, the Smarttess comes with "ultrasonic sensors" that identify movement on the bed.

Posted by Durmet on Wednesday, April 13, 2016

This so-called Lover Detection System renders the triggered sensors onto a 3D map. If the data looks suspicious, the information is sent to the mattress's owner through an app on their phone.


If you don't speak Spanish, that's okay, the imagery crosses all language boundaries.

This mattress, which is currently only availbe for pre-order, may leave you with a few questions, like "Why?" and "Will it tell me if my dog is jumping on my bed, too?"

Durmet spokesperson José Antonio Muiños told The Local that the high rate of cheating in Spain inspired the mattress. And since the mattress can detect "suspicious movement," there isn't a clear reason why it wouldn't work with dogs as well as philanders. 


Here are people testing the bed, in case you were holding out that this whole thing is a joke.

For only $1,750 (which is much more than, say, a camera), your mattress can give you another reason to obsessively check your phone.