Wayne Industries has apparently not yet perfected a military grade anti-perspirant.

In the old days, the worst crime a nerd could commit would be doing homework for a cheerleader if she pretends to be his girlfriend. Those days are over. Nerdy movies like "The Avengers" are making more money than God, and nerdy robots like the Mars Rover Curiosity are soaring into space and attacking Martians with extreme prejudice. Nerds are running the world, and it's time to stop coddling these virgins! Forget everything you ever knew about nerds, and start studying these ten nerd criminals and their nerdy crimes so you don't end up dead in an alley with a pocket-protector lodged in your throat.

Sources: CBS News | The Daily Telegraph UK | Asylum | Yahoo News | The Denver Channel | NBC4i | ABC News | Denver Post | CNN | Petoskey News