I can't wait to hear what adjectives Jony Ive invents for the brand-new sound his beloved doohickey makes in its Blendtec debut.

Apple devices and Will It Blend videos are both comfortingly constant features of our Internet era, but it's still exciting whenever a new one of either is released. Just like the Apple Watch was more exciting than the last few years of iPhone updates, blending it is the first time in years I've felt that childlike wonder of seeing a wholly new representation of the empty promise of consumer culture be pulverized into shiny, deadly dust.

As I remind people on almost every Will It Blend video, do not do this at home, even with a magic industrial blender. The smoke and dust created by pulverizig modern electronics are little cancer clouds, and you should avoid little cancer clouds.

Sources: Blendtec