The important question of what dog does a person most look like can be put to rest because technology has finally advanced to a point where the answer can be discovered within seconds. In conjunction with its newly released app Fetch!, Microsoft created the website What-Dog.net. Both the app and site try to deduce a dog's breed from a photo, but it works for people, too!
As Ryan Reynolds shows, the results are much less cruel than Microsoft's How-Old.net. What-Dog.net is also much faster than submitting a picture and waiting from a response from You Are Dog Now. Here are a few examples of the site's instantaneous results:
"Adorable" and "face of a werewolf" seem at odds, and both are strange descriptors for Donald Trump.
Keeping Up with the Poodles should be an Animal Planet show, narrated by Kim K.
Bernie Sanders flaunts his sporty side.
Prince George does have a fox-like face in that, like a fox, he is very cute.
If you squint really hard then look at the picture of the sheepdog, there's still no resemblance to Salma Hayek. Oh well, moving on.
What-Dog.net works on other animals, too!
Goodbye, hours of free time.