And then Squanto showed the Pilgrims why using Hulu was foolish in the New World.

David, David, David. How could you be so selfish? When will you learn that Netflix wouldn't even be here if Mommy and Daddy hadn't paid for it? Or that your big sister Sara introduced you to the VeggieTales movies that changed your life? That's the true meaning of Thanksgiving: learning that your family and friends come slightly ahead of your streaming video service. Of course, if you were an adult with a job and paying for your own Netflix, that would be totally different.

Sources: Redditor moho__