"Think I need to give it another ten minutes."

Here's a list of things that Americans cannot get enough of, in no particular order:

1. Food.
2. Fire.
3. Nearly dying of one's own stupidity.

These are the things that bind us together as a culture. So, it only stands to reason that this Thanksgiving—that most American of holidays—many, many compatriots will tie all of these things together in misguided attempts to deep-fry their turkeys.

In honor of these brave citizens, let us watch this video of those who have nobly tried and gloriously failed in this highly dangerous culinary endeavor in years past:

Sources: World Wide Interweb | h/t BroBible