Peacocks would agree. (Via)

Gird yourself for the deluge of Thanksgiving status updates that will soon be pouring down your Facebook page. Some will do the "what I'm thankful for" list as a chance to brag about their lives or just spout stuff about how awesome God is. Others will exclaim about their distended, turkey filled bellies and football. The posts gathered here celebrate that special Thanksgiving status update where warm, family-oriented, holiday earnestness goes horribly, wonderfully off the rails.