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What, parade balloons aren't allowed to have private lives? They can't give each other rimjobs on a public street while hundreds of people watch and take pictures, just like you and me? Frankly, we find your close-mindedness disgusting. The day you deny Uncle Sam the right to have his inflatable hindparts stimulated by a helium-filled superhero is the day you hate America.

Sources: Quantum Tarantino