Thanksgiving parade balloons caught in unintentionally inappropriate position.

Thanksgiving parade balloons caught in unintentionally inappropriate position.
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Thanksgiving parade balloons caught in unintentionally inappropriate position.

What, parade balloons aren't allowed to have private lives? They can't give each other rimjobs on a public street while hundreds of people watch and take pictures, just like you and me? Frankly, we find your close-mindedness disgusting. The day you deny Uncle Sam the right to have his inflatable hindparts stimulated by a helium-filled superhero is the day you hate America.

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