Pass the cranb-- Oops, someone's having sex with it.

We'd laugh at this photo if we didn't envy her for having a Thanksgiving that guaranteed she'd be nowhere near family members. Instead of being asked when she's getting married, she got to hear delightful conversation about the aliens who control our banks. Instead of watching her little nephews punch each other in the living room until they were sobbing, she got to be entertained by breakdancers doing battle with a way-too-loud Mariachi band. If she forgot dessert she could just buy a box of expired M&Ms from the 24-year-old "high school students" selling candy for their "team." And best of all, she knew that the pervasive urine smell had absolutely nothing to do with her grandma.

Sources: Motorboat-Lovin on Tumblr