In a new, Hunger-Games-style twist to the annual presidental turkey pardon, this year the American people will decide between sparing one of two turkeys, Popcorn and Caramel. Yes, that's right, White is putting the decision about which turkey goes free and which gets chopped in two by Joe Biden with a katana he bought off eBay (probably), to a vote on Facebook and Twitter.

And that means you have an important decision to make!!!