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The best chefs dress their turkey before they kill it.

I used to (pretend to) be a vegetarian, and eating turkey on Thanksgiving still makes me a little uncomfortable. I prefer to have my meat pre-cubed in a boneless, skinless form that's not readily identifiable as a formerly living creature. Please share how much that makes you hate me in the comments!

But I would have no problem biting into a thick, juicy turkey leg on Thanksgiving if turkeys were this big of douchebags. The Unpardonable Turkey creator lets you dress your turkey up like a complete asshole—complete with white guy dreadlocks, "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt, and Crocs, so you'll feel better about causing their untimely demise. You can also add a speech bubble that says something truly reprehensible like "Thanks Obama!" or "I'm in advertising." Die, turkey scum!

Sources: Unpardonable Turkey