15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.
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15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

"I can't believe we got locked out of our Zords again. Wait, did we forget the black guy?"

One of the best lessons you can learn in life is that you can do anything you want in this world, because no one cares. Never is this more true than during commuting hours. No matter how shocking, ridiculous or scary you behave or dress, no matter how bizarre a business or service you try to offer in the middle of the train, no one cares enough about your antics to risk being late. Here are some of the best examples of people who have taken advantage of people's apathetic permissiveness to capture the fleeting, fickle attention of eyeballs on the Internet.
 

15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

What is the guy in the red shirt talking about? It seems fascinating.
 

15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

Why grandma, what a big AK-47 you have!
 

15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

OHMIGOD I can't believe that lady is trying to pick her nose.
 

15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

Beeker looks like he just realized he missed his stop.
 

15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

Finally! The looseness of bags of rice combined with the sudden stopping of a subway!

 

15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

Someone's clearly new to NYC. Psycho-anime-Queen-of-Hearts is so last season.
 

15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

Who has angered the fake-Internet-folklore gods?!
 

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15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

"Excuse me, young man. Could you let me sit upside down on that rail? I'm old and tired."
 

15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

Can it still be called a La-Z-Boy when he lugged it on the Subway?

 

15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

"I'm so late for sacking that village. God, I hope I have enough plunder for the cable bill."
 

15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

Subway customer satisfaction is way up.
 

15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

"If I hear one more 'going green' joke, I'm going to mulch."
 

15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

Reading, loading your gun; always have something to do when you're bored on the subway.
 

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15 examples of bizarre things on subways that commuters couldn't care less about.

Final stop: Malta.

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