Real flight attendants confess the strangest interactions they've had in the air.

Real flight attendants confess the strangest interactions they've had in the air.
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There's a saying among flight attendants that goes, "One checked bag, one checked brain." When people take flight, they often leave their brains on the ground. A combination of the altitude, the alcohol, nausea drugs and/or sleeping pills, and sheer restlessness turn the airplane cabin into a stunning gallery of the worst of human behavior. Flight attendants bear witness to the craziest things as they soar through the air, a lot of which involve pee, poop, and penises. A Reddit thread posed the question, "Flight attendants of Reddit, What's the most bizarre thing you've seen on a flight?" Here are the funniest examples. While truth is often stranger than fiction, reading these stories will still make you want to watch the epic airplane scene from Bridesmaids.

1. The nocturnal pisser.

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2. The nocturnal masturbator.

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3. The cup of pee.

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4. The bus stop.

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5. The mile high club

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6. The meet-cute.

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7. The confused pee-er.

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8. The pork chop.

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9. The colostomy bag.

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10. The naked man.

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11. The Dr. Daddy saga.

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12. The blowjob.

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