There's a saying among flight attendants that goes, "One checked bag, one checked brain." When people take flight, they often leave their brains on the ground. A combination of the altitude, the alcohol, nausea drugs and/or sleeping pills, and sheer restlessness turn the airplane cabin into a stunning gallery of the worst of human behavior. Flight attendants bear witness to the craziest things as they soar through the air, a lot of which involve pee, poop, and penises. A Reddit thread posed the question, "Flight attendants of Reddit, What's the most bizarre thing you've seen on a flight?" Here are the funniest examples. While truth is often stranger than fiction, reading these stories will still make you want to watch the epic airplane scene from Bridesmaids.

Sources: Reddit