Any and all souls will be confiscated and held at the Lost & Found & Damned.

Shannon Thomas from Cleveland, OH, flew to Puerto Rico two years ago to ""spread his mother's remains in the Caribbean Sea, as she had requested prior to passing away." Instead, her ashes ended up spread all over his suitcase and his clothes, because the Transportation Security Administration doesn't give a flying eff about your mom's mortal remains or her final requests. They will leave you a little note, though.

Sources: Clevescene