Washington Post columnist Gene Weingarten created this printout after witnessing "a tall, elegant man of the cloth become a frothing, muttering, sputtering maniac when a woman reclined into his knees." Perhaps Mr. Weingarten's creativity can help reduce the relentlessly spreading plague of air rage across the planet — or at least keep it focused on those dickish flight attendants. Download and print several copies before your next miserable, demoralizing adventure in the sky.

Sources: Gene Weingarten | The High Definite