13 hilarious Friday the 13th tweets to read before Jason kills you.

13 hilarious Friday the 13th tweets to read before Jason kills you.
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It's Friday the 13th— the scariest day of the year besides Tax Day!

Look, Friday the 13th is full of myths and urban legends, and we all know that those things are simply not true! But you better not walk under any ladders, cross any black cats, or break any mirrors today....you know, just in case.

13 hilarious Friday the 13th tweets to read before Jason kills you.
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Oh, and DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE SEX TODAY. Especially if you're a teen. Jason Voorhees realllllllllly hates when teens have sex.

Got it? Great! So why not celebrate not getting massacred with a machete by reading these 13 hilariously dark Friday the 13th tweets:

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13 hilarious Friday the 13th tweets to read before Jason kills you.
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