Remember: your meat flowers will last longer if you change the grease in your vase every day.

Just in time for Valentine's Day, UCB Comedy's Pocketwatch made this parody commercial for Meat Flowers: The Flowers for Men. Pretty silly, huh?

Well, yes. But they're actually not far from the truth. There's this place in England that makes roses out of steak, and Pinterest is full of instructions for DIY bacon roses.

Of course, if you'd rather not shell out the cash for a meat bouquet, there's something free you can give your guy instead of flowers.

Sources: Pocketwatch