The most morbidly inappropriate Valentine's Day gift idea ever advertised.

The most morbidly inappropriate Valentine's Day gift idea ever advertised.
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Show your wife how you really feel with a gift that says "I can't wait for you to die." Just make sure to really pour on the romance when you look deep into her eyes and ask whether she'd like to be shoved into the cold earth or burnt until she's nothing.

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