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"We don't even know each other's browser history yet."

Not every relationship can open up with blazing speed, do a bunch of things at once, or go a full day without crashing and causing a bout of screaming curses. Sometimes when you start it, all you see is the naked body of whomever they were with last, no matter how quickly they try to minimize it. A lot of relationships start with a loaded cache that needs to be emptied before new memories can be added. But with lots of care and patience, you can have a successful relationship with even the most useless, outdated and bloated of partners. 

Sources: Redditor whysohood