Update: Here are four more Breaking Bad Valentine's Day cards from Beth at Shimmering and White, and she was even cool enough to make the one above per our suggestion!

Some people have trouble with intimacy. They find it difficult to tell their Valentine how they really feel, and they just wish they could enlist characters from one of the darkest, bleakest, and bloodiest dramas ever on TV to give voice to what's in their heart. Thanks to one romantic Breaking Bad fan, that wish has finally come true. Here are the first four, and there are apparently more on the way. Suggestion for the next batch: "We go together like a human head on a turtle shell."

Sources: Shimmering And White - First Batch | BuzzFeed | Shimmering And White - Second Batch