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5. Carnival Cruise Lines's public relations team. It was supposed to be a four-day pleasure cruise. It turned into a weeklong nightmare for the 4,000 passengers onboard the Triumph. Today, their ship docked in Alabama, but we’re guessing the words “Carnival Cruise Lines” and “shit streaming down the walls” will be joined in the nation’s memory for quite some time. Frankly, we’re torn between our desire to never leave dry land again and the great deals we’ll undoubtedly be able to get on a Carnival cruise.