(via Wikipedia)

5. The men who attacked Michael Bay, stalling his work on 'Transformers 4.' Director and national treasure Michael Bay was attacked last night by men who don't care about finding out how the loose ends from Transformers 3 are tied up in Transformers 4. Bay was in the midst of working on the hotly anticipated action film when a group of street vendors began to complain they weren't being compensated enough for their business being interrupted by filming. Bay told them to get lost, and one of them threw an air conditioner at him. Bay faked left, then dove right, as a series of cars (probably) exploded in the background. "Seems like you're the one who needs to cool off," he muttered, as he and 15 Hong Kong cops subdued the attackers. All in a day's work. —SRD