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5. Matt Lauer. Matt Lauer, you are on our last nerve. We were barely tolerating you ever since you failed to woo Katie Couric and then dissed Ann Curry, and America decided we collectively hated you. But then you had to go and wear this tragically revealing Baywatch costume yesterday! Including, fake (we hope) nipples! How are we supposed to eat breakfast while looking at that? We'd switch to Fox and Friends, but actually in retrospect this is no big deal. —SRD