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5. Rob Ford, for describing a little too vividly how much pussy he gets at home. Whoa there. Okay, Rob. No one's disputing the amount of pussy your wife has to offer. In fact, none of us were thinking about that at all (it was a blissful time), until you decided to bring it up at a press conference this week. Seriously, your defense that you never asked to eat a female staffer's pussy could have ended at "I didn't do that." While we kind of love watching your behavior become increasingly bizarre, we'd appreciate zero more mentions of your wife's vagina, your sex life, or, just to keep things simple, the word "eat." Thanks, buddy.