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5. The editors of 'People Magazine,' for inaccurately asserting that Adam Levine is the sexiest man alive. This week, People Magazine released their mildly anticipated "Sexiest Man Alive" issue and declared that Adam Levine is the guy keeping them awake at night. Yes, Maroon 5's Adam Levine. Douche-y, tatted Adam Levine of The Voice. (For one beautiful moment, I thought they said Adam Brody, and I was like, "Yes!") Of course, this choice was met with derision and advocacy for other, more deserving candidates (as if anyone else can be sexiest while George Clooney is still alive). It's almost as if the entire issue is just an opportunity to generate buzz about People due to the inevitable backlash against an unsupportable hypothesis presented as fact. Oh.