5. The Brazilian prostitute who forced us to think of Justin Bieber as a sleeping innocent. Someone who may or may not just have had prostitute sex with Justin Bieber posted this video to YouTube this week, forcing us all to consider that The Biebs isn't always a little monster—sometimes, he's just a sleepy teenager who needs a Hot Pocket and a nap. There are so many aspects of Justin Bieber that are better left to the imagination, and his post-coital dream face is one of them. Let the man-child cultivate his persona as a bad boy, because thinking of him as an exhausted, self-centered little puppy makes us feel a little sick. —SRD