5. Justin Bieber. Someone needs to put this little tyrant in a time out, and I'm not doing it because I don't want to get that close to him. Justin "Ironically Canadian" Bieber was conversing with a few fans in bikinis at his hotel in Australia this week, and at one point he asked one tall, statuesque girl if she was Hawaiian. Allegedly (but definitely because it seems like the sort of thing he'd do), he then told her she looked like a "beached whale." The fan was on the verge of tears as she replied "Are you serious?" and he said, "You should go on The Biggest Loser." Once I confirmed this wasn't a viral marketing campaign for The Biggest Loser, I was pissed. There's nothing worse than a little shit using his influence for evil. You didn't just ruin the week for us, Bieber. You ruined the year.