5. Pontius Pilate. Over 2,000 years later, this guy still sucks. He's the total bad guy principal in a John Hughes movie trying to bust the ass of the student he knows is cooler than him. And by the way, crucifixion as your method of execution? Way to make Texas look good by comparison. If you hadn't called for the death of Jesus, there wouldn't even be a Good Friday and we wouldn't have to feel guilty about the cheesesteak we ate an hour ago.