5. Reese Witherspoon. Girl, we were totally going to give you a free pass on this one because Legally Blonde got us through a couple break-ups. But now that we've actually seen you making an idiot of yourself in the newly released video of your arrest for disorderly conduct, we have to take action. Of course, you are a totally amazing actress, so it's possible you were just—no. We have to hold firm on this, even though it hurts. Your title as America's Sweetheart has officially been rescinded. Emma Stone will serve as interim America's Sweetheart until such time as Sandra Bullock makes a While You Were Sleeping sequel.