5. The assholes who raided a no-kill shelter and killed a helpless baby deer. No really. The adorable baby deer pictured above—whose name was effing "Giggles"—was just one day away from being placed in a wildlife sanctuary, but was briefly being held by a shelter. Without calling ahead or warning shelter employees they were coming, agents from the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources raided the shelter and killed the deer (they claimed it was a health hazard, but didn't actually, like test it for diseases first). What the hell kind of dystopian novel are we living in, you might very well ask yourself? Here is a simple guideline for making sure America doesn't devolve into a post-apocalyptic wasteland: don't recklessly kill baby deer. Ever. —SRD