...make sure to stop, because you never know what terrible things you can find out about your neighbors just by digging through their trash sellable items. Below are 16 things that humans never should put in yard sales, but totally did.
1. This totally legal and non-dangerous medical treasure chest.
2. This phone that may or may not contain boobs.
3. These accurately described boxes.
4. This completely suspicious box of free stuff.
5. All the lubes these people decided they could part with.
6. This dog costume that is definitely worth a second look.
7. This couch free to a good asshole.
8. These pews that were definitely not stolen from a church.
9. These terrifying looking Dutch dolls (and also those used dildos).
10. This... uh... just this.
11. This gem found in a box of books.
12. This box that is perfect for holding all of your dead bodies.*
13. This doll that was probably being sold by Rachel Dolezal.
14. These darts depicting the least-studied dinosaur from the your-ass-ic period.
15. These evil creatures that were probably separated from a much larger collection.
16. And finally, these glasses. Give them as a gift to your wife to find out if she really loves you.