You know it's been a shitty week when snowmen appear to be enjoying the milder temps.
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After a bitter cold week across the U.S. that was so miserable escaped convicts were heading back to prison for comfort, this coming weekend will feel like a spa day in Cancun by comparison. So whether you decide to plop down in front of the TV to finish your Arctic Vortex stash of booze, or break out a pair of shorts and emerge from your stinky cocoon to read a book on a wet park bench, here are a few suggestions for a happy weekend.