This weekend, Reddit user holdthedoor444 was trying to get some sleep at 3a.m., but his super-inconsiderate neighbors let their party spread into the hallway. Instead of putting on some clothes to do battle with the drunks, he wrote everything he overheard into the most embarrassing note ever written to a neighbor.
The letter reads:
Dear neighbors who were partying last night,
Being loud in your own apartment is one thing, but letting Becky stumble around slur-yelling in the hallway at 3:30 AM is another. I understand that Kristin is excited about her new stewardess job with Air Canada, but she needs to tone it the fuck down because your neighbors are trying to sleep, and quite frankly we all know that WestJet is better anyways. Have fun with those shitty benefits, Kristin!