People confessed the things they hate while sober but totally love when they're drunk.

People confessed the things they hate while sober but totally love when they're drunk.
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We are completely different people when we're drunk then we are when we're sober. (It probably has something to do with the alcohol, which is delicious brain poison.) A duality of the self develops, as these Redditors can attest. They weighed in on the stuff that they enjoy while drunk, but can't stand when they're not drunk.

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1. User kateamazing brings up an interesting scenario: are there people out there who actually dance while sober?

Dancing. Sober me won't even tap my foot to a beat. Drunk me wants to dance battle everyone and will win at any cost!

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2. Sure, but how could you resent owning a laser, OlStickInTheMud?

Online shopping. Drunk me bought a 400 dollar 2w astronomy laser that can burn through shit. Sober me cant pay rent now :/

3. Everybody flirts…sometimes. (User nolooselips does.)

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Shamelessly flirting. Gonna get carpal tunnel from all the apology texts I've had to send.

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4. Only parts of KindaShyChick resent her drunk behavior.

Stuffing my face with cheese. I'm lactose intolerant.

5. A guy named redditorpaul just can't bear his drunk self.

Drunk me loves gummi Bears. Sober me doesn't like having to pass a jello brick.

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6. User chumbucket10 likes "street" hot dogs, which contrary to popular belief are sold from a cart, and not found on the street.

Hot dogs! They are so revolting to me and always make my stomach turn when I see them. But man do I love a good street hot dog after a night at the bar.

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7. Cheesy does it, lastrideelhs.

Gas Station nachos. Drunk me LOVES gas station nachos. Sober me is revolted by the sight of them.

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8. Drunk caffeineasshole meats sober caffeineasshole.

Drunk me loves double cheeseburgers from McDonald's. Sober me is vegetarian
:(

9. Such is the pull of alcohol's powerful narcotic effect for SeanUR.

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Really drunk me loves sleeping anywhere and everywhere. Sober me can only sleep in a nice comfy bed. Not on a picnic table, not on a pub stool, not on the floor beside my bed.

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10. SirGanjaSpliffington just likes to feel alive with pleasure.

Smoking a whole pack of Newport 100 in one night.

11. Patzersweich wrestles with a repressed part of their personality.

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I like on turn into the skinny version of macho man randy savage with a strangely spot on impersonation of his voice.... Then when I'm sober my throat hurts all day from yelling like him all night.

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12. RoosterMcnoodle drunk self is just a huge jerk is all.

Changing passwords for things, like steam or iTunes. It's always a "what would drunk Roostermcnoodle have done" game.

13. User procrastinarian took the midnight train going anywhere, and the midnight train was going to a karaoke bar with a liquor license.

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Journey.

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14. What, whoAreYouToJudgeME? YEAH.

Lil' John's music.

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15. If StiveRini gets drunk, will they listen to cheesy teen pop? It's like…maybe, maybe, maybe…

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Justin Bieber

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16. Clearly isThatWise has no idea that they're some kind of drunk ninja.

Butterfly knives. Sober me can barely open one with out getting cut. Drunk me can fan, throw and catch, and roll the blade.

17. CNXQDRFS just came here to say "BAZINGA."

Big Bang Theory. I find it hilarious if I'm drunk, sober me just sits there unamused.

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