Ladies, it's time to un-learn how to cook, cut your hair off and rack up some debt! Because that's how to lose the interest of a douchebag named Richard Cooper (no offense to douchebags, which may actually be of use to some women).
This list is like if men's rights activists took over Cosmo. It's so dated and demeaning, I had to double check I'm not living in an episode of Madmen. Luckily, Twitter is pretty good at sniffing out bullsh*t and shutting it down, which is why Dick Coop's tweet quickly got "ratio'd" (if, like Richie, you're also visiting from the past, that means the replies far outweigh the likes and shares, and it's a sign that a tweet is very, very bad).