Many people have broken the rules, misbehaved or done something weird or crazy during work hours. I personally never have, nope, would never, absolutely not, perfect employee right here! But if you have, you know that there's no worse imaginable outcome than getting caught in the act by your boss. However, a good boss has a 6th sense for spotting weird, illicit or unprofessional behavior from their employees. So be warned, y'all: close those browser tabs, stop stealing your co-workers' lunch, and maybe drink one less martini on your lunch-break. Because Big Boss is always watching.
1.) From weedmoneylol:
I was doing a weekly call monitor on one of my better employees and found he was doing an Indian accent. I was a bit surprised so I went back and listened to 5+ calls of his from that week and found he was doing different impressions for almost every call. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Micky Mouse, Apu from the Simpsons, a pretty solid Christopher Walken and a few others.