They say there's "no such thing as a stupid question," but people who work in customer service might disagree. They have a full-time job committed to dealing with customers' complaints, inquiries and, yes, stupid questions.
1.) From EmptyPomoc:
You need to take the suppositories out of their foil packaging before you use them. He complained that they didn't work and were uncomfortable. I bet they were.
2.) From kor_hookmaster:
Years ago I worked in student housing at a university and had to explain to a father, for well over an hour, that I could not make sure that his daughter was in her room by 8 PM and ensure that she never spoke to boys.
3.) From elevenfish: