It's pretty normal to lie to your doctor, especially when they ask how many alcoholic drinks you have per week ("alcohol? Never heard of it!"). But medical professionals are well-equipped to sniff out bullshit from patients—especially when the truth is ridiculously obvious.
In one popular Reddit thread, people who work in the medical profession shared the most obvious lies patients have told. In another, doctors shared the most bizarre issues patients have tried to hide from them.
Only about half of them involve getting objects "accidentally" stuck inside their private areas.
1.) From parrotman41:
Patient brought to the er - was allegedly naked in his bedroom making a salad, when he accidentally sat on an upright cucumber.
2.) From nellirn: