Humans are weird, unpredictable creatures. Especially when we're in our cars. There's something about the combination of mobility and privacy of a vehicle that really encourages people to let their freak flag fly. Just ask anyone who's ever worked the window of a drive-thru restaurant—their stories are weirder than almost anything I've read in my long history of reading weird sh*t on the internet.
1.) From penndawg84:
My gym teacher, drunk. He started eating the tacos at the drive through window. He was there for over 5 minutes, just eating. I saw him the next day in school, we both acted like nothing happened.
2.) From CanJohnEven:
Dude had a full on sex doll dressed up in his passenger seat. Sunglasses, dress and even a hat. I couldn’t even tell it was fake until I asked for their order. Coworker and I looked at each other simultaneously and we both said “was that a sex doll?” This is in a “wealthy” area of my city as well so it was definitely a first.