24 drive thru workers share the craziest thing they've ever seen in someone's car.

Humans are weird, unpredictable creatures. Especially when we're in our cars. There's something about the combination of mobility and privacy of a vehicle that really encourages people to let their freak flag fly. Just ask anyone who's ever worked the window of a drive-thru restaurant—their stories are weirder than almost anything I've read in my long history of reading weird sh*t on the internet.

Someone asked drive thru workers of Reddit: "what's the weirdest thing you've seen in someone's car?" These 24 responses from people who've worked at a drive-thru window do not disappoint:

1.) From penndawg84:

My gym teacher, drunk. He started eating the tacos at the drive through window. He was there for over 5 minutes, just eating. I saw him the next day in school, we both acted like nothing happened.

2.) From CanJohnEven:

Dude had a full on sex doll dressed up in his passenger seat. Sunglasses, dress and even a hat. I couldn’t even tell it was fake until I asked for their order. Coworker and I looked at each other simultaneously and we both said “was that a sex doll?” This is in a “wealthy” area of my city as well so it was definitely a first.