Being a florist always seems like a fun and romantic job, according to rom coms. But people who work in flower shops learn a lot about the things that compell people to buy someone flowers—and it's not always very romantic.
1.) From reg3flip:
"Sorry about the sex"
2.) From Back2Bach:
During college, I delivered flowers for a florist and wrote most of the attached cards.
The oddest message I still remember was:
"Hope these delight, I'll see you tonight.
Bottoms UP, Buttercup!"
3.) From NormanVename:
I am a florist, here are some I remember.
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition"
Had a guy buy flowers for his wife AND mistress in one go, wrote the same card for both
In a very wealthy community I worked in there was a swingers party every year called "Band Camp". These people would send $150 arrangements to each other with these weird messages like "Can't wait for you to show me your flute skills at Band Camp" or "Thanks for coming over with Frank to 'tune up' my piano for Band Camp".