Getting a professional massage may be one of the world's most relaxing experiences, but being a professional massage therapist is not one of the world's most relaxing jobs. Far from it. Turns out, massaging people's bodies all day long can be a real landmine of awkward, uncomfortable, and at times disgusting moments. Massage therapists might need professional massages more than anyone.
1.) From mundabit:
My house mate is a remedial sports massage therapist. From the people (men and women) who used to ask her for happy endings and sometimes follow her to the train station (she had to call the police once) or the time someone brought their cat into her spa for a "Mother daughter massage" (yes, the cat was the daughter) or the time my house mate had a client with a colostomy bag who neglected to tell her and then was too embarrassed to say anything and just lied down on their stomach and the bag burst, and after asking the client why they had a colostomy bag they said "oh, because I had such a bad case of c.diff my colon ulcerated. I still get flare up of it"