Anyone who has worked in the service industry knows that there is no greater myth than "the customer is always right."
1.) From WesbroBaptstBarNGril:
C1: "I'm allergic to anchovies, so no anchovies on my Caesar salad."
there's anchovies in our caesar dressing, what would you like instead?
C1: No there's not, I had it last week and I didn't taste them.
I grind anchovies into that dressing Every. Single. Day.
2.) From cr4m62:
A pleasant lady walked into the bike store I work at and asked us to help take her daughter's bike out of the car to find out why it wasn't riding as well as it had been when she got it. I stride over to her minivan and lug out a beautiful, spotless blue Bianchi. Looked like it had been ridden maybe twice.