He's lucky; the original version also listed "Excessive pooping" and "Writing fan letters to James Frey." (via BuzzFeed)

Even when you're a smart, friendly go-getter, getting a new job can be tougher than finding Waldo in a bucket of barber poles. And landing new employment gets even harder if your resumé isn't up to snuff. The following resumés are examples of what not to do, even though they will make you stand out in the choppy sea of other job applicants — just not in the way you want.


Give rejection. (via Imgur)