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5. Miley Cyrus. Our national problem child has done it again. This time, she appeared on MTV's Europe Music Awards (the only awards less interesting than the VMAs!) and, as CBS put it so wonderfully: "gyrat[ed] her buttocks in the move known as twerking in the general direction of her smaller female dance partner." Then, as if that wasn't bad enough, Miley was so desperate for attention, she smoked a joint onstage. Sure, in Amsterdam, she technically can't be prosecuted for smoking it, but isn't she bad? Isn't she just awful? Don't you want to talk about her? Please say yes so she doesn't try anything else.