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5. Anyone involved in the AMAs because no one cares. Despite Miley Cyrus showing off her signature hip joint onstage at the American Music Awards last night, the winners, hosts, and producers of the awards woke up this morning to discover that nobody cared. To be fair, there were good, honest attempts at being sensational, including Ke$ha performing with back-up dancers dressed like Native Americans and Katy Perry appearing in a kimono on a Japanese-themed set. But if the singers wanted to ruffle feathers, they should have picked more controversial ethnicities to subtly degrade. It was a tough field this year, but I'm giving the AMAs the award for Lamest Music Awards of the Year.